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Now that it has been revealed that Blair and his ministers have been treating the RAF like a free taxi service they're desperately trying to pretend it's cheaper than other methods of transport.

Bullshit.

Ten, fifteen years ago I was involved in mountain rescue in the Lake District and we were told that the cost of a Sea King helicopter was a grand per half hour. Now allowing for inflation and the huge increase in aviation fuel, it's reasonable to epect that to have more than doubled.

So what does a jet cost? You've got the actual cost of fuel, wear and tear, maintenance along with the wages of the pilot, co-pilot, navigator and whatever staff is deemed necesary to wait on the Minister's wants and needs.

That's cheaper than Eurostar? Than Ryanair?

But what sums up the rottenness at the heart of New Labour than Margret Beckett, Minister for the Environment flying to and from her Midlands home as often as she can?

Update: - From David, one of our contributors:

Found the NAO report on royal travel published in 2001. From it I've extracted some relevant figures that the Queen was charged for use of 32 Squadron aircraft in 2000-2001.

The cost per royal mile flown 20 pounds.

Fixed costs:
BAe 146: 10,428 pounds per hour
BAe 125: 4,662 pounds per hour

Variable costs:
BAe 146: 1,213 pounds per hour
BAe 125 622 pounds per hour

Because Bliar & Co use the aircraft more than HMQ, the fixed cost element per hour will be less but not enough to make it competitive - and the figures are 5 years old.

The variable costs are now going to be much more. Assuming a full aircraft the 146, (19 pax) the cost per passenger per hour on the old figures is 63.42 and the 125 (7 pax) is 94.57 pounds

The current BA Club class return fare London-Brussels is 530.60 pounds so for 7 pax that would be a total of 3,714.20 pounds. Using the old figures and assuming a flight time of 1.15hr each way, the cost for using the BAe125 would be 13,210 pounds. With no increase in variable cost, the fixed cost element would have to drop to 862 pounds per hour and I doubt even Bliar & Co could use the aircraft that much.

In other words, the government is spinning faster than the turbines in the aircraft engines

Guido Fawkes is on the case.

Meanwhile, Michael "Tessa never put a foot wrong" White is spinning desperately, using the political pages of the Guardian to defend his beloved Margaret Beckett...

Hang in there Michael, I'm sure your peerage is on the way!

Found the NAO report on

Found the NAO report on royal travel published in 2001. From it I've extracted some relevant figures that the Queen was charged for use of 32 Squadron aircraft in 2000-2001.

The cost per royal mile flown 20 pounds.

Fixed costs:
BAe 146: 10,428 pounds per hour
BAe 125: 4,662 pounds per hour

Variable costs:
BAe 146: 1,213 pounds per hour
BAe 125 622 pounds per hour

Because Bliar & Co use the aircraft more than HMQ, the fixed cost element per hour will be less but not enough to make it competitive - and the figures are 5 years old.

The variable costs are now going to be much more. Assuming a full aircraft the 146, (19 pax) the cost per passenger per hour on the old figures is 63.42 and the 125 (7 pax) is 94.57 pounds

The current BA Club class return fare London-Brussels is 530.60 pounds so for 7 pax that would be a total of 3,714.20 pounds. Using the old figures and assuming a flight time of 1.15hr each way, the cost for using the BAe125 would be 13,210 pounds. With no increase in variable cost, the fixed cost element would have to drop to 862 pounds per hour and I doubt even Bliar & Co could use the aircraft that much.

In other words, the government is spinning faster than the turbines in the aircraft engines

The Eurostar fare for

The Eurostar fare for comparison, London-Brussels, 1st class no advance purchase is 536 pounds return.

To which you have to add the

To which you have to add the cost of getting to Northolt/Heathrow/Waterloo from central London. Waterloo will be a fair bit cheaper in terms of policing and road closures - I once drove along the M4 in front of Gordon Brown's motorcade and there were coppers everywhere closing things off.

Since Margaret Beckett didn't go to Brussels but to Derby, you need to compare what Midland Mainline charge for a turn-up-and-go first class fare from St. Pancras, which is £165 each way, city centre to city centre with free parking, breakfast and a tube ticket thrown in. Bargain time.

Don't MPs and Ministers get

Don't MPs and Ministers get free rail travel tho?

They get free air travel

They get free air travel too, that's what we're complaining about! No one would object, I'm sure (except Cherie) if Tony paid for borrowing the RAF's VIP transports out of his own pocket.

However, I'm sure Midland Mainline (having swallowed about £6m in subsidies since Labour got in, and they're one of the *better* operators, although they should be paying the Government £10m a year this year) would be happy to hand out free tickets. When it comes to wasting public money on transport even misusing the Queen's planes doesn't come close to the state of railway finances.

Of course, everyone and Blunkett's dog knows that if you're *shagging* a Minister you get free rail travel. I'm not sure that's quite enough of an incentive for one to have a pass at Rosa Klebb, however.

Another alternative is to

Another alternative is to charter a plane some sample costs:
London to
Brussels Nation £1,950 6 people
Glasgow £2,040
Le Touquet £1,100
Newcastle £1,700

I guesstimated that they

I guesstimated that they were lying by a factor of ten.

Looks like I was right.

Michael White-wash is becoming repulsively slavish to the regime.